Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Onion is funny

"Mad Sabermatrician Creates the Perfect Baseball Player's Statistics"

Excerpt:

"The VORP of Ty Cobb, the win shares of Barry Bonds, the equivalent average of Ted Williams—I have created the mathematical representation of the ultimate run-producing machine!" said Neeman, holding the sacred Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract above his head and invoking the isolated power of Babe Ruth.

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