Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Onion is funny

"Mad Sabermatrician Creates the Perfect Baseball Player's Statistics"


"The VORP of Ty Cobb, the win shares of Barry Bonds, the equivalent average of Ted Williams—I have created the mathematical representation of the ultimate run-producing machine!" said Neeman, holding the sacred Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract above his head and invoking the isolated power of Babe Ruth.


Post a Comment

<< Home